Tuesday, March 06, 2007

mi3. blade - trinity

i love mindless hollywood action films. pointless storylines where evil people always want to take over the world. that says something about the scale at which Americans think. then the usual fireworks and chase sequences through exotic streets. don’t ask me for the storyline of either. in mi3 there was some nonsense about a ‘rabbits foot’ with cruise control in shanghai and his wife being kidnapped by evil blonde men; and in blade-trinity some cackling vampires want to decimate the human race by bleeding them in blood farms and by making vampire pomeranians. the hot chick kicks ass, the bad guys go out in wonderful bursts of flame and though the blind woman dies the little girl is saved. yippee!

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