Tuesday, April 26, 2005

the case against michael jackson



thanks you bahaar, thank you
for bringing this to my attention- this amazing phenomenon

'the case against michael jackson'

marvelous, fantastic.
i cant believe i am that entertained by it.
it reads like a sleaze portrait of the us of a..
a riot.

where else can you get headlines like:

The Telltale 'Splotch'

Former Neverland cook turned porno "authority" to testify that he saw Michael Jackson molest Macaulay Culkin at ranch

A late night vaseline demand, an "aroused" King of Pop, and a teenage boy in the bedroom

Comedian: Father of Jackson's accuser a louse, mother a mouse

'Urine Trouble'

Nation of Islam denies involvement with Jackson

Mother: Jackson plotted family's demise in hot air balloon

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and more and more.. the party does not stop.

the details, the accusations- "The private world of Michael Jackson reveals that, instead of cookies and instead of milk, you can substitute wine, vodka and bourbon", the peter pan backdrop 'incident', playboy and hustler- no teenage boys, piggy back wearing only a towel, heard two locks click, the colour of swimming trunks 'side by side on the floor'.. a samsonite suitcase full of magazines featuring "barely legal" teens and '60s-era magazines depicting children at nudist camps.. the boy was taught to seduce celebrities, the chimpanzee holds the clue...
the list goes on and gets more and more graphic, more and more sordid.

it is too much for one mere post to handle

for more grossness (if you have the stomach for it) you can go to- CourtTV or The Smoking Gun

and if you are too embarrassed by these web sites - for the pretense of unbiased, non-sensationalistic reportage there's always CNN - as usual.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that deer-in-headlights pic of mike is from when he got arrested!
funnyyyyyy.

reprints of macaulay culkin's famous autobiography,
home alone with mikey - the formative years -
is available at neverland publications.

and i'm not lying about him twirling while they were checking him at the courthouse.
im going to try and find that video clip now :D